Living with an Otter (2015)

A short picture book about the living with a trashy, sluttish person. 2015

Living with an Otter
An Otter – sluttish, selfish or just annoying person in general.
Helloo! I’m the Otter!
What does the Otter do all day long.
The Otter collects random stuff – usually it’s trash. Sometimes he stands in fron of it proudly.
The Otters love to spread the house works between each other.
– It was your turnt to do the dishes

– No it wasn’t…

The Otter likes to clean everything at once.
– Imagine cleaning it all!
You may leave the trashes just outside your door. If someone get’s annoyed – that’s his problem.
Never borrow any book for the Otter. especially if you took it from the library.
Of course I’ll return it after reading… I read lots of books at once.
Don’t borrow anything in general – if the Otter really needs it, he will take it himself.
*beaver’s box*
The Otter can regulate his own body temperature. Especially when he just doesn’t want to go from bed.
I already said that I’m having a fever! What I’m going to do there..!
– I think I hear a mouse – what should I do, oh what should I do?

Good option would be to keep your dinner from the floor.

Lots of Otters have symptoms of insomnia.
– I C A N ‘ T S L E E P

– Have you tried laying in bed?

Otter eclipse happens every Friday.
When Otter sings – he sings it from the heart. Sometimes he finishes from the stomach.
– Oh she needed a tankmen*! (*like a cool guy or smth)
The Otter loves to chill with friends. You can meet at the bar, you can meet at home, you can meet outside around a well.
I don’t mind the ground – I mind we have a beer.
Despite all the fun: the Otter is capable of concentrating about himself and his dreams.
– Such a concentration! It’s a meditation!
However, some dreams may go away.
That’s it.

All the facts are based on true facts.

If anyone got offended – don’t show it and noone will know.

See ya!
BUY ME!